Your life might be a mess, but your records will be tidy.

Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
2010
Modal

A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
2010
Free Jazz

Waltz For Debby
The Bill Evans Trio
2023
Post Bop

The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd
2016
Prog Rock

Time Out
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
2010
Cool Jazz

Chet Baker Sings
Chet Baker
2011
Cool Jazz

The Epic
Kamasi Washington
2015
Fusion

Abbey Road
The Beatles
2019
Pop Rock

Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin
1978
Classic Rock

Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
1977
Pop Rock

OK Computer
Radiohead
2008
Alternative Rock

Low
David Bowie
1977
Art Rock

Remain In Light
Talking Heads
1980
New Wave

Nevermind
Nirvana
2015
Alternative Rock

Blue
Joni Mitchell
1971
Folk Rock

Doolittle
Pixies
2004
Indie Rock

Loveless
My Bloody Valentine
2021
Shoegaze

Music Has The Right To Children
Boards Of Canada
2013
IDM

Untrue
Burial
2007
Abstract

Blue Lines
Massive Attack
2016
Trip Hop

Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
1993
Boom Bap

Illmatic
Nas
1994
Conscious

Donuts
J Dilla
2006
Boom Bap

Voodoo
D'Angelo
2015
Soul

The Harder They Come
Jimmy Cliff
1978
Soundtrack

Con Todo El Mundo
Khruangbin
2018
Funk

Currents
Tame Impala
2015
Psychedelic Rock

Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
1973
Jazz-Funk

Monk's Dream
The Thelonious Monk Quartet
2023
Hard Bop

The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
2019
Avant-Garde

Moanin'
Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers
2021
Hard Bop

I Put A Spell On You
Nina Simone
2016
Vocal Jazz

Source
Nubya Garcia
2020
Jazz

Random Access Memories
Daft Punk
2013
Disco

To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
2015
Conscious
My handwriting got me banned from two record fairs. Not anymore.
Mr. Mole
Self-Appointed Sleeve Inspector
I used to price records by gut feeling and regret. Slight improvement.
Uncle Mole
Chief Digging Officer
247 records. All labelled. My therapist says I'm making progress.
Mrs. Mole
Underground Crate Analyst
I spent more time making labels than listening to records last weekend. No comment.
Grandpa Mole
Head of Burrow Operations
Found a VG+ listed as Near Mint. Again. At least my labels are honest.
Mr. Mole
Grading Standards Officer
My partner asked why I need labels on records I'll never sell. I don't have an answer yet.
Mole Junior
Resident Hoarder-in-Chief
I label records I bought yesterday. It's not a problem. I can stop whenever I want.
Mrs. Mole
Director of Impulse Purchases
Three crates, four templates, zero regrets. Well, maybe that Japanese pressing.
Cousin Mole
Senior Digging Correspondent
My handwriting got me banned from two record fairs. Not anymore.
Mr. Mole
Self-Appointed Sleeve Inspector
I used to price records by gut feeling and regret. Slight improvement.
Uncle Mole
Chief Digging Officer
247 records. All labelled. My therapist says I'm making progress.
Mrs. Mole
Underground Crate Analyst
I spent more time making labels than listening to records last weekend. No comment.
Grandpa Mole
Head of Burrow Operations
Found a VG+ listed as Near Mint. Again. At least my labels are honest.
Mr. Mole
Grading Standards Officer
My partner asked why I need labels on records I'll never sell. I don't have an answer yet.
Mole Junior
Resident Hoarder-in-Chief
I label records I bought yesterday. It's not a problem. I can stop whenever I want.
Mrs. Mole
Director of Impulse Purchases
Three crates, four templates, zero regrets. Well, maybe that Japanese pressing.
Cousin Mole
Senior Digging Correspondent